but YOUR church does

ok, ok, so you say that YOUR church does worship God. ok then, tell me this: how many people attend when the main talking guy isn’t there? you know, the “lead pastor” or the “teaching pastor” or the “senior pastor” [old school], whichever. plenty of seats that morning, i’ll bet. or what if your favorite singer, “worship pastor,” “worship leader,” “lead worshiper” is “leading” in another room or perhaps at another “campus” that day [all cool churchy catch phrases are in quotes in case you aren't hip to the cool catchiness]; do you move over there? do you follow that guy/girl? or if the parking situation really sucks, do you go somewhere else altogether instead? a “maybe” to any of these? so that means you’re worshiping whom? just asking …